read about the webby awards today, they are a pretty lame set of awards presented to the "world's best websites", the kicker is, your acceptance speech can only be 5 words, some were pretty clever.
Artist of the Year
Beastie Boys: Can anyone fix my computer?
Facebook: I'm just here for Bowie.
David Bowie: I only get five words? Sh*t, that was five. Four more there. That's three. Two.
CNET.com: This one's for James Kim.
The Reggie Bush Project: Finally a Bush everyone loves.
Best Home/Welcome Page
Sony.com: The focus groups were right.
PBS KIDS Sprout: Mommy, what's a webby?
Blog - Business
DealBook: Hey Rupert, we're available. Call.